- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Where do babies come from? My garage

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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