A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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