- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Penis.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

prepares this to get negged

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

Waseem is not a funny guy!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Women's Rights.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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