Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Hi my name is Jim

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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penis

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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