- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

mark is mark

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

hey bill!

I went river dancing once. I fell in

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