- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

What is brown and sticky? Poop

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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