- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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