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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

I have Alzheimer. What?

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

the cast of the jersey shore

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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