What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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