- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

123 Main street

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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