- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

No. Yes.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Knock Knock Yes?

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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