- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Your time.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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