What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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mark is mark

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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