What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Spinabifita

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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