- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What is brown and sticky? Poop

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Spinabifita

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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