why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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