- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

What is black but also yellow? A song.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Woman's rights.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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