I went river dancing once. I fell in

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Poop

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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