Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

A russian gives away vodka.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

I tell an anti joke!.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

How much did the Holla Cost?

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Cold camel scrotum.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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