knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Women's rights

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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