Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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This is not a joke.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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