p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Obama

Cows go moo.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Dick spice

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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