What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Cancer.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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women playing football?

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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raping black women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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