- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

A child with cancer grows up.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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