What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Republicans

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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