How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Jason Connor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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