- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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