What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Penis penis poop butt

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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