Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Win and Beau have no friends

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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The game!

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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women playing football?

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Cancer.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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raping black women

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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