ROSS G IS OBESE

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Anti Joke

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