Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Worst joke ever

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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knock knock who's there police

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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YOLO

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Weiner

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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