- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

fart+fart=poop

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Yo daddy!

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Vagina ass.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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