Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

your father died

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Farts smell bad!

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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