- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

1+1 =? Too

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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