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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Womens rights.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

how did little johnny die? i killed him

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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