what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Joe Biden

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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