A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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The WNBA

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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