tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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.....Carrot Top....

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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since when?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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