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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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