Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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this is gay

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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Cancer.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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