It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Who is a knob? ross d

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

what do you watch ? a tv

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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