Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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The WNBA

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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