roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Women Driving.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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