Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

A horse cantered into a bar.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Who is a knob? ross d

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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