what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Anti Joke

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