What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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test

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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women playing football?

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drake

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Stephen Walking.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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