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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

terry stockton is straight

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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