- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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