whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Anti Joke

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