- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

yo momma so fat that she's fat

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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