- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

man boobs

zebras

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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