"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

vbh

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

What is 8 times 4? 32

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

bum sex lol

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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