A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

My butt!!!!!!!!

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

miley cyrus

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Republicans

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

knock knock who's there police

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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