- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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