- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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