- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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