- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

since when?

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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This is an anti-joke.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

gay marriage.

What's wrong with woman Everything

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