Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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