Knock knock, Come in...

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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your going to die

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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