what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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