Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Johnson stops eating

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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I can Nazi

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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