- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

So a black man hails a taxi...

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Hearpin my durp

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*