Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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dislike this...please.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Blind people can't read this.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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