Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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