Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Jews

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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