What is 8 times 4? 32

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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all these jokes suck ass

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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