- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Nothing yet CC

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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