- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Weiner

Women.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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