- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

good one jess !!

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Spread the net.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Scientology.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Girls

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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