Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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your a towel.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Woman's rights

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

a ginger has a soul

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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