- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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