How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Hearpin my durp

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Seth stock has a large penis

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

A seal walks into a club.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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