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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What is 8 times 4? 32

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

A snake walks into a bar

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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