An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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your a towel.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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