The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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