- Anti Joke

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Woman's rights

a ginger has a soul

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.