- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

A Jew walks into a Furness

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

YOLO.

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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