- Anti Joke

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

liam buchan is gay !