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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Melbourne Football Club.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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