- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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