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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

An atheist walks into a church

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Nock Nock It's open.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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