What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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