you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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