- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What's the difference between a duck?

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Knock knock. Come in.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

You smell like shit

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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