Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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1 Jew XD

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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NASCAR

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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