- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

No. Yes.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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