why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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