What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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