What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Womens rights

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Anti Joke

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