William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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my namew is jd

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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