Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Jacob Edwards has friends

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

George Bush does not care about black people.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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