A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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womens rights

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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