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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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