- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

I like hats XD!

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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