Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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KKK

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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The Pope

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Anti Joke

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