- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

knock knock who's there police

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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