A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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A: B: No pun intended.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Hi Shelby!!

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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