You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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