- Anti Joke

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

how do you confuse a blond?

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.