What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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women outside of the kitchen

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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19th amendment

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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asian drivers.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Stop being a centipede

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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