I like pom

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Wats a joke?

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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