- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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