- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Why did he die? He was sick.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

this is a joke

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Bloody kids ...

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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