- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Spread the net.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

connor sucks

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Leave her alone...

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

whats your name? bumder:)

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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