what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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sdasdadasdasd

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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i like tits

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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