What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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i like tits

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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