An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Woman.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Ouch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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