What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Civil Rights.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Gay's rights

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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