- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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