- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Reed is poopin

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

Dani barton from bob chuckles

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Mrs. Welsh

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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