- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

The cow went moo

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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