Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

The cow went moo

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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