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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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