What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Does this napkin chloroform?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Are you Drew?

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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