- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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