Busted? What the hell is going on?

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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baskets

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Penis

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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