- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Spell: “This word”

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Womens rights.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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