- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Johnson stops eating

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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