what do you call a dead black man? dead

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

osama bin ladens hiding spot

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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