- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

my namew is jd

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Women.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

feces

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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