How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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hipsters

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fjdkhg

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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